(Picture of Poland [mean looking])
Nicholas shows up at other country (in a building) : “I’m finally here! Gonna make a huge profit!”
John (bottom right corner): “Some people may want to move to Poland because they believe Poland will offer them better economic advantages”
Nicholas walks through a door to find an empty room: “finally at my apartment! Wait, what’s this???”
John: “but why go there when you can move to luchshaya strana na zemle Rossii [the best country on earth Russia]” (nicholas looks a Polish flag on wall, camera zoom in, flag fills screen and explodes, is replaced by russian flag”
John: “Poland has a GNP of (picture of poop and a bleep noise) but Russia has a GNP of 3.4 TRILLION DOLLARS” (Nicholas in room with $1, poop sound effect, Simo in room with tons of money (printed) with cash sound effect)
“Poland is filled with gluttons who spend as much as they make, did you know that several economic advisors have admitted that Poland was responsible for the economic crash of 2008? Russia is filled with hard workers who work day and night to get Russia its title as the world's largest economic country” (Nicholas is about to eat some bread when it is grabbed by john (in different outfit), Simo is [common russian males do actually take pride in cleaning painting and collecting guns mainly rifles (which I think would be really cool to have in our skit) however simo is a girl so she would most likely be practicing some sort of dance or martial arts])
Simo: “when I first moved to Poland I thought life would be great, but I didn’t make any money. In russia, my work matters and I’m payed a great wage... Nothing will ever get me back those years I wasted in Poland, I just hope others don’t make the same mistakes” (documentary shot)
John: “INSERT SLOGAN HERE”
Nicholas: “I’m Glad I moved to russia”
Simo: “I’m Glad I moved to russia”
Some other person: “YA rad, chto ya pereyekhal v Rossiyu”
Everyone else “I’m Glad I moved to russia!”
John: “Everyone is making the smart decision to move to Russia and have a better life, are you?”
Nicholas shows up at other country (in a building) : “I’m finally here! Gonna make a huge profit!”
John (bottom right corner): “Some people may want to move to Poland because they believe Poland will offer them better economic advantages”
Nicholas walks through a door to find an empty room: “finally at my apartment! Wait, what’s this???”
John: “but why go there when you can move to luchshaya strana na zemle Rossii [the best country on earth Russia]” (nicholas looks a Polish flag on wall, camera zoom in, flag fills screen and explodes, is replaced by russian flag”
John: “Poland has a GNP of (picture of poop and a bleep noise) but Russia has a GNP of 3.4 TRILLION DOLLARS” (Nicholas in room with $1, poop sound effect, Simo in room with tons of money (printed) with cash sound effect)
“Poland is filled with gluttons who spend as much as they make, did you know that several economic advisors have admitted that Poland was responsible for the economic crash of 2008? Russia is filled with hard workers who work day and night to get Russia its title as the world's largest economic country” (Nicholas is about to eat some bread when it is grabbed by john (in different outfit), Simo is [common russian males do actually take pride in cleaning painting and collecting guns mainly rifles (which I think would be really cool to have in our skit) however simo is a girl so she would most likely be practicing some sort of dance or martial arts])
Simo: “when I first moved to Poland I thought life would be great, but I didn’t make any money. In russia, my work matters and I’m payed a great wage... Nothing will ever get me back those years I wasted in Poland, I just hope others don’t make the same mistakes” (documentary shot)
John: “INSERT SLOGAN HERE”
Nicholas: “I’m Glad I moved to russia”
Simo: “I’m Glad I moved to russia”
Some other person: “YA rad, chto ya pereyekhal v Rossiyu”
Everyone else “I’m Glad I moved to russia!”
John: “Everyone is making the smart decision to move to Russia and have a better life, are you?”